12.28.2004
"The Hughes Family Circus"
And the name coined by Dr. Jarae Sacman himself could not be more fitting.
For those of you lucky enough to witness the now-infamous Christmas video in its entirety, congratulations, for you are a lucky few. For the rest of you who missed out on the experience, my brother Patrick was kind enough to provide a recap with stories and photos to recall the night that was - all celebrated in the name of Jesus, mind you.
And feel free to leave your congratulations in the comments for that dancin' machine located on the right, my brother Craig, and his girlfriend Allison, who recently became engaged.
As for all things not family oriented, New Year's is only a few days away, and that will solely be my department, which you will assuredly read about here. Who knows what unexpected events that date could hold? Stay tuned, brother.
And the name coined by Dr. Jarae Sacman himself could not be more fitting.
For those of you lucky enough to witness the now-infamous Christmas video in its entirety, congratulations, for you are a lucky few. For the rest of you who missed out on the experience, my brother Patrick was kind enough to provide a recap with stories and photos to recall the night that was - all celebrated in the name of Jesus, mind you.
And feel free to leave your congratulations in the comments for that dancin' machine located on the right, my brother Craig, and his girlfriend Allison, who recently became engaged.
As for all things not family oriented, New Year's is only a few days away, and that will solely be my department, which you will assuredly read about here. Who knows what unexpected events that date could hold? Stay tuned, brother.
12.24.2004
Life of a procrastinator
After spending way too much time saying he was going to do it, Brian decided to re-create his blog, and kick it off with the long-anticipated second volume of his "Party Personalities" installments. Expect more of those tales to come... whenever he gets around to it.
Brian, for those of you out in Internet land who do not know, is a douche nozzle. That's the best descriptor I can come up with.
Will he continue to update? Will it be worth reading? Will he ever beat Half-Life 2 or Doom 3? Time will tell.
After spending way too much time saying he was going to do it, Brian decided to re-create his blog, and kick it off with the long-anticipated second volume of his "Party Personalities" installments. Expect more of those tales to come... whenever he gets around to it.
Brian, for those of you out in Internet land who do not know, is a douche nozzle. That's the best descriptor I can come up with.
Will he continue to update? Will it be worth reading? Will he ever beat Half-Life 2 or Doom 3? Time will tell.
12.22.2004
Norm finds work
After the disasters of "The Norm Show" and "A Minute with Stan Hooper," it's nice to see that someone else in the world still thinks that our hero Norm Macdonald is funny. I'm not sure how this one managed to slip by me, but Comedy Central announced awhile ago that they have a new show in the works starring our hero for 2005.
Ain't It Cool News is reporting that the program will be a Chappelle's Show-style sketch series. Dave and Norm, for those of you keeping track, starred in 2000's mediocre film Screwed. Hopefully Norm will be writing a majority of the content for his show, because his stand up routines are still funny. Remember, the last funny movie Norm was in was the one he co-wrote, Dirty Work.
AICN is also reporting that Adam Carolla will be helming his own talk show in the old Colin Quinn spot after the Daily Show. One can only hope that the show isn't the train wreck that was his guest hosting spot for Craig Kilborn's old Late Late Show, because Adam is another guy who's funnier than people give him credit for.
After the disasters of "The Norm Show" and "A Minute with Stan Hooper," it's nice to see that someone else in the world still thinks that our hero Norm Macdonald is funny. I'm not sure how this one managed to slip by me, but Comedy Central announced awhile ago that they have a new show in the works starring our hero for 2005.
Ain't It Cool News is reporting that the program will be a Chappelle's Show-style sketch series. Dave and Norm, for those of you keeping track, starred in 2000's mediocre film Screwed. Hopefully Norm will be writing a majority of the content for his show, because his stand up routines are still funny. Remember, the last funny movie Norm was in was the one he co-wrote, Dirty Work.
AICN is also reporting that Adam Carolla will be helming his own talk show in the old Colin Quinn spot after the Daily Show. One can only hope that the show isn't the train wreck that was his guest hosting spot for Craig Kilborn's old Late Late Show, because Adam is another guy who's funnier than people give him credit for.
12.15.2004
Postcards from the world...
I'm too busy traveling the world to update with any real content at the moment. Once exams finish up and I get settled in, I'll be back with plenty more stuff you won't bother to read.
Until then, enjoy the mild Web site facelift and a postcard from myself, Fray and Nur, just for you..
Be back soon.
I'm too busy traveling the world to update with any real content at the moment. Once exams finish up and I get settled in, I'll be back with plenty more stuff you won't bother to read.
Until then, enjoy the mild Web site facelift and a postcard from myself, Fray and Nur, just for you..
Be back soon.
12.06.2004
Eddie Murphy: Career of Teflon
Simply put, Eddie Murphy is the man. Nothing will ever stop this guy. Most people can't comprehend my undying admiration for Eddie Murphy, so I'll do my best to explain how Eddie is a master of screwing up royally. This guy has made some of the worst career moves in the history of Hollywood, yet he won't go away. Why? How? This is the enigma that is Eddie Murphy.
Eddie, in essence, is the opposite of my arch-nemesis, Whoopi Goldberg. While Whoopi has fallen into the barren wasteland of comedy (Hollywood squares, followed by an NBC sitcom), Eddie Murphy has defied everyone and become, of all things, a star of comedy movies geared towards children. Truly the master of overcoming self-destruction, Eddie is one of those people who have reserved a special place in my heart.
Let's go back to what most people see as the height of Eddie's career. Tell someone in 1984 that Axel Foley from Beverly Hills Cop would be dancing around in a successful G-rated children's movie dressed as a celery stick.
Come on. Eddie Murphy? We're talking one of the dirtiest guys in the history of comedy. Prior to the Matrix sequels, Beverly Hills Cop was the highest-grossing R-rated movie of ALL TIME.
So let's track how we got from Beverly Hills Cop to Daddy Day Care.
Eddie faltered a bit after his big success in the mid-80s. Another 48 Hours and Boomerang were terrible.
Then he went on to have a "singing career." I use that term lightly, because his serious songs included the track "Party All the Time" with the late Rick James and "Whatzupwitu" with Michael Jackson. Both instant classics in my book, but nothing can compete with his opus to anal sex, "Boogie in Your Butt."
But did I mention that he was arrested for picking up a transvestite prostitute?
That's right folks, in case you forgot or never knew, this is the man who solicited sex from a man dressed as a woman.
Eddie Murphy. An SNL legend. You know, the guy from Eddie Murphy Raw. The guy who would talk about having sex with girls in his stand-up while he wore a ridiculous red leather suit. Delirious. Coming to America. The Golden Child. Trading Places. Eddie fucking Murphy.
I couldn't find a mugshot of Eddie from when he got arrested, so here's my horribly photoshopped depiction of how that fateful night for Mr. Murphy might have gone down:
For any common man, that would be the end. But not Eddie. Not this man. He continued to fail his way into success.
After the disastrous Vampire in Brooklyn, Eddie does a remake of the Nutty Professor, and makes an ungodly amount of money. This is followed by some success with a sequel to that and a few other movies, most notably Shrek and Bowfinger.
But the year that will forever live in infamy in the career of Eddie is the one to top them all - 2002. That's the year when Eddie had not one, not two, but THREE colossal box office disasters. The first two movies, Showtime and I Spy, aren't really worth noting, except for the fact that Eddie contributed to the downfall of the careers of Robert DeNiro and Owen Wilson.
No, my friends, the real winner of this bunch is a little film called The Adventures of Pluto Nash. Apparently this movie was Eddie's brainchild, his own personal labor of love. If that doesn't spell disaster, I don't know what else can.
The film cost $100 million to make. The studio spent an extra $20 million promoting it. Seriously, how many comedies, let alone movies, get $120 million spent on them?
Only Eddie. The film went on to make roughly $4.4 million in the United States, making it unquestionably the largest box office failure in American cinema history. If you get a chance, watch this movie. Imagine, as you watch, all the good that could be done with $120 million. Then, imagine $120 million being flushed down the toilet. I've heard many things described as "like watching a train wreck," but this flick takes the cake. Brilliant.
So how does Eddie follow it up? Daddy Day Care managed to earn over $100 million, and then Shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of this year.
That's right, the guy who is responsible for the biggest financial failure in American cinema, the dirty comedian from the 80s, the guy who picks up transvestite prostitutes... is a successful actor in children's movies.
Here in America, we love to destroy celebrities and throw them into a pit of despair, but not Eddie. That's right Eddie, we love you, and we'll always welcome you back with open arms, even if you fuck a goat.
Next year you can catch our hero in theaters in the sequel to 2003's fantastic Daddy Day Care, aptly titled Daddy Day Camp.
Simply put, Eddie Murphy is the man. Nothing will ever stop this guy. Most people can't comprehend my undying admiration for Eddie Murphy, so I'll do my best to explain how Eddie is a master of screwing up royally. This guy has made some of the worst career moves in the history of Hollywood, yet he won't go away. Why? How? This is the enigma that is Eddie Murphy.
Eddie, in essence, is the opposite of my arch-nemesis, Whoopi Goldberg. While Whoopi has fallen into the barren wasteland of comedy (Hollywood squares, followed by an NBC sitcom), Eddie Murphy has defied everyone and become, of all things, a star of comedy movies geared towards children. Truly the master of overcoming self-destruction, Eddie is one of those people who have reserved a special place in my heart.
Let's go back to what most people see as the height of Eddie's career. Tell someone in 1984 that Axel Foley from Beverly Hills Cop would be dancing around in a successful G-rated children's movie dressed as a celery stick.
Come on. Eddie Murphy? We're talking one of the dirtiest guys in the history of comedy. Prior to the Matrix sequels, Beverly Hills Cop was the highest-grossing R-rated movie of ALL TIME.
So let's track how we got from Beverly Hills Cop to Daddy Day Care.
Eddie faltered a bit after his big success in the mid-80s. Another 48 Hours and Boomerang were terrible.
Then he went on to have a "singing career." I use that term lightly, because his serious songs included the track "Party All the Time" with the late Rick James and "Whatzupwitu" with Michael Jackson. Both instant classics in my book, but nothing can compete with his opus to anal sex, "Boogie in Your Butt."
But did I mention that he was arrested for picking up a transvestite prostitute?
That's right folks, in case you forgot or never knew, this is the man who solicited sex from a man dressed as a woman.
Eddie Murphy. An SNL legend. You know, the guy from Eddie Murphy Raw. The guy who would talk about having sex with girls in his stand-up while he wore a ridiculous red leather suit. Delirious. Coming to America. The Golden Child. Trading Places. Eddie fucking Murphy.
I couldn't find a mugshot of Eddie from when he got arrested, so here's my horribly photoshopped depiction of how that fateful night for Mr. Murphy might have gone down:
For any common man, that would be the end. But not Eddie. Not this man. He continued to fail his way into success.
After the disastrous Vampire in Brooklyn, Eddie does a remake of the Nutty Professor, and makes an ungodly amount of money. This is followed by some success with a sequel to that and a few other movies, most notably Shrek and Bowfinger.
But the year that will forever live in infamy in the career of Eddie is the one to top them all - 2002. That's the year when Eddie had not one, not two, but THREE colossal box office disasters. The first two movies, Showtime and I Spy, aren't really worth noting, except for the fact that Eddie contributed to the downfall of the careers of Robert DeNiro and Owen Wilson.
No, my friends, the real winner of this bunch is a little film called The Adventures of Pluto Nash. Apparently this movie was Eddie's brainchild, his own personal labor of love. If that doesn't spell disaster, I don't know what else can.
The film cost $100 million to make. The studio spent an extra $20 million promoting it. Seriously, how many comedies, let alone movies, get $120 million spent on them?
Only Eddie. The film went on to make roughly $4.4 million in the United States, making it unquestionably the largest box office failure in American cinema history. If you get a chance, watch this movie. Imagine, as you watch, all the good that could be done with $120 million. Then, imagine $120 million being flushed down the toilet. I've heard many things described as "like watching a train wreck," but this flick takes the cake. Brilliant.
So how does Eddie follow it up? Daddy Day Care managed to earn over $100 million, and then Shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of this year.
That's right, the guy who is responsible for the biggest financial failure in American cinema, the dirty comedian from the 80s, the guy who picks up transvestite prostitutes... is a successful actor in children's movies.
Here in America, we love to destroy celebrities and throw them into a pit of despair, but not Eddie. That's right Eddie, we love you, and we'll always welcome you back with open arms, even if you fuck a goat.
Next year you can catch our hero in theaters in the sequel to 2003's fantastic Daddy Day Care, aptly titled Daddy Day Camp.
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