I haven't updated this thing... well, basically since the last time I checked my old college e-mail. Awhile ago the password expired on that e-mail address (which is conveniently linked to your right) and I never bothered to fix it. Luckily when I finally got around to rectifying it, all of the e-mails sent to me during that time (which I never had a chance to read) were still there. And boy did I find a gem.

So here it is, the first post in two and a half years, inspired by the man, the myth, the golfin' dude (in '08), golfindude08@aol.com.

First, some background: In a couple of posts years ago, I exposed the musician Dave Matthews as the shit-spraying tyrant that he is. For years, it's sat on the Internet, probably showing up in Google searches of people with gross fetishes.

The problem is, Dave Matthews writes catchy, popular music that brainwashes the masses. As such, he has a devoted fan-base that will defend him and his feces-dumping ways to no end. Take this e-mail I received in January from golfindude08@aol.com :

Subject: The Secret of Dave Matthews
From: golfindude08@aol.com
Date: 1/9/2008, 9:27 p.m.

I just wanted to let you know that your article about Dave Matthews is COMPLETE BULLSHIT! If you have that much time on your hands, then write about something else. You are a dumbass for writing this and attatching your email address because ALOT of people are upset with you. If you do not like Dave Matthews, then so be it. GET OVER IT!!! Do not write a public article that is not fact and is the stupidest thing I have EVER read.

Upon reading this note, I did some research, and you know what? golfindude08@aol.com is right! There are a lot of people who are upset with me. In fact, two more! Years after the article was posted and the comments associated with it were deleted, two more stoner hippie Dave Matthews supporters commented on my shitstorm exposé:

you're an hasshole
anonymous | 01.22.08 - 11:32 am | #

This is rediculus and i think u should be ashamed of yourself...
Anonymous | 12.25.07 - 10:35 pm | #

After getting over the thought of David Hasselhoff's asshole (the Hasshole), I couldn't help but notice that the second comment was written on Christmas Day. Dave Matthews zombies are so brainwashed, they'll take time away from celebrating Jesus to come to the poop-hoser's side.

So this is for you, Dave Matthews, and all of your groupies: I will not tire, I will not falter, and I will not fail in bringing about your destruction.

And if you support me, send golfindude08@aol.com a note.