When we last left Lex Luger, his arch-nemesis Macho Man Randy Savage was sulking in the loss of his beloved ex-wife, Miss Elizabeth, while plotting his revenge on Luger for his dastardly deeds.

Imagine my excitement when Luger showed up in the news yet again today for once again landing his ass in jail. And that means I get to make another comic chronicling the struggle between Macho and Luger. Lord knows I love throwing pictures on this page to make it load as slow as possible (thanks, Hurra Torpedo bandwidth leechers!)

So, without further adieu, enjoy some personal time with the Total Package himself...











We missed ya, Sexy Lexy. Glad to have you back.