Super Fantastic Low-Gravity Fighting Extravaganza: Round 3

Round 2 was a bit closer than the first one, but that's not saying much. Arnold won pretty easily, but Henry Rollins was most definitely a tough competitor, along with the Pope. Piper managed one vote thanks to his "Juice Plus" (I wonder if that has anything to do with "Jesus Juice?") and Carl Winslow's got nuthin', as he always will.

So now we're on to our third round, which should be interesting.

Remember: vote in the comments below this post, and don't read any of it if you ever get offended by anything, because odds are you will be offended.

Our combatants for round 3 are:

1. Lo Pan from Big Trouble in Little China

2. Dolph Lundgren as Frank Castle from The Punisher

3. Bruce Lee

4. Mel Gibson as Sir William Wallace from Braveheart (armed with a large axe, warpaint, and memories of his dead girlfriend)

5. Steve Youngblood of the Decatur Fist (armed with a Thunderball bat and a ceramic ball)


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