Super Fantastic Low-Gravity Fighting Extravaganza: Round 5

Alright, alright. Been busy. Here's round 5. Remember, this determines the last combatant in the finals. Here we go...

Despite the valiant attempts of my good friend Charlie, Jack Bauer pulled off Round 4 and moves onto the finals. The shameless sexual escapades of Sacman aside, he's the winner.

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Round 5's fighters:

1. Snake Plissken from Escape From New York (disregard Escape From LA)

2. Paul Newman from Cool Hand Luke, armed with 50 eggs and a pipe cutter

3. Arnold from The Terminator

4. George W. Bush armed with Iraq's entire   stockpile of WMDs

5. Charlton Heston as Moses from the Ten Commandments


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