The Sacman Takes the Plunge

I don't usually do this, but in the interest of the sanity of everyone who might view this...





WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IS POTENTIALLY DISTURBING AND SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY ANY PERSON LIVING OR DECEASED





With that said...

What happens when these two suspicious looking characters...



Sacman                                                  Mr. Wright

... will do anything   shameless for a ridiculously small amount of money?

Come with us now as we explore... WHAT'S SWIMMING IN SACMAN'S URETHRA? Part of a continuing series exposing new lows in humankind.

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Team WHATZUPWITU?


Confused? Don't worry if you're not in the loop. The entertainment value is still here, I promise.

Our contestants Mr. Wright and Sacman engaged in a bidding war to prove their shameless ways. The goal: to perform an act of indignity for less money than their competitor would. The result: an ever-escalating feud that has yet to see its conclusion.

Your ingredients for this chapter include one sick lake, one total douchebag, and a bag full of well-worn women's thongs. Observe the scenery (in Quicktime).

Sacman agreed to this for the price of ten cents from every head in attendance. Money that was later well spent on Taco Bell.


Smell the freshness...

The results, which took place recently, can be viewed on this very site in their entirety. While the raw footage is not expicit or vulgar (unlike most of my language on this site), anyone offended or disgusted by the sight of a man's ass in a women's thong should not view the video.

And so for the minority of mankind who wish to see it, enjoy...

Sacman's Algae Adventure (Quicktime)

More to come...