Michael Douglas is Fucking Your Daughter


I really like Michael Douglas. I think that "Falling Down" is an American classic, and "The Game," while not one of David Fincher's best, is a solid flick.

But I really have to know, why does Michael Douglas have to have a creepy sex scene in all of his movies?


Maybe I'm the only one to notice this, but especially in the late 80's and early 90's, Michael Douglas did a whole string of movies where he'd have sex with girls half his age, and the sex would be awkward, violent, and disturbing.


Then he has to go and carry this aspect of his movies over to his real life, marrying the immensely hot Catherine Zeta-Jones, who also happens to be at least 25 years younger than him.


So I've come to the conclusion that Michael Douglas is a perverted old man who has the uncanny ability to make me feel really uncomfortable while watching his sex scenes.

Congrats Mike! Keep up the good work.