Here's what I want to know... why am I supposed to think of baseball to keep from spilling my seed when I'm doing it?

After all, the bases of baseball are used as an analogy to convey how far you get with a chick. Should I think of a guy scoring a home run when I'm... scoring a home run?

Like, seriously, when did baseball become the one thing that kills boners? I could think of much better things that make my penis crawl back into my body: goatse.cx, the pope, Aunt Jemima, Chyna (the wrestler), China (the country), Barry Manilow, Mr. Clean, the Dell kid...

The point is baseball is a poor example, and if we keep teaching our kids to think of baseball to please their woman, it might not work... and that's bad!